It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Hippo gnu deer
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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