tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
no you cant smoke seaweed
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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