I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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