shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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