So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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