I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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