Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Farmville is her only friend.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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