i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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