is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
