I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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