I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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