sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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