My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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