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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
how do you play pong handcuffed?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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