We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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