but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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