You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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