Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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