And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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