He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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