nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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