Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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