a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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