Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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