I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
the raccoons are back...
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