my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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