She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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