i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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