butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Randomize
