Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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