im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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