jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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