I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
kristin has been a bad kristin
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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