I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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