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I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
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I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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