I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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