How'd it feel making her break her religion?
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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