so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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