I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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