I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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