The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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