I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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