Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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