I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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