Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
send nudes
from the living room?
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