no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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