I am puke
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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