just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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