No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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