Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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