Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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