maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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