I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My life is pants optional.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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